Maxim's article of 7 things youve probably done that are felonies.
With over 3,500 federal crimes on the books, there’s a good chance you’ve committed a few without even realizing it. And as we all know, when it comes to felonies, it's not the size of the crime that counts, but the motion filed by the lawyer representing you. Unlike misdemeanors - whose perpetrators include cow tippers, "marijuana doers," and anyone in Oregon who dares pump their own gas – felonies will guarantee you a prison stint with the likes of Charles Manson, Hannibal Lecter, and Martha Stewart's extremely fragile soap holder. So to help out, we at Maxim have compiled a list of seven felonies you've probably committed, plus the free legal advice of an unemployed lawyer.
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